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The funniest messages found in fortune cookies - Kiwi Report

The funniest messages found in fortune cookies


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The funniest messages found in fortune cookies

The world is pretty wild, and we live in a world of uncertainty. While there are some people who just accept this fate and drown their sorrows in tub after tub of ice cream, there are others who try to find answers to their many questions. They may consult the stars, they may buy books to fill their heads with knowledge, they may read their tarot, or they may even try to communicate with another world. However, others find solace in fortune cookies. You don’t have to look too far to find yourself a fortune cookie, as they can be found in many Chinese restaurants across the United States and the rest of the globe. These aren’t your average cookies, though. You don’t simply inhale one after the other like you would your favorite chocolate chip cookie. Instead, you break this cookie apart, you pick out the fortune that lays inside, and you see what fate has in store for you…
[post_page_title]It’s gotta be true[/post_page_title]
If you’re the kind of person that loves to break apart those fortune cookies, there’s a high chance that you love to do so because you like to feel like The Hulk as it smashes in your hand. Of course, that’s probably not the only reason.
It’s gotta be true

It’s always fun to see what profound and inspiring lesson your fortune cookie has for you – and this one is no different. In fact, we think we’re going to make this our life’s motto. The fortune cookie never lies, right? So this has to be true. We can eat as much as we want when we’re alone because it totally doesn’t count. Calories? What calories? They don’t exist.

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