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The funniest messages found in fortune cookies - Page 7 of 30 - Kiwi Report

The funniest messages found in fortune cookies


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[post_page_title]#SorryNotSorry[/post_page_title]
Let’s be honest; fortune cookies can be pretty savage. You think they’re going to change your life for the better and place you on a path to success, but sometimes they just burst your bubble and bring you crashing back down to earth. That’s what they do.

#SorryNotSorry

This fortune is no different. Reading the first line, the recipient probably imagined themselves lying on a bed of money and making it rain down on them. Reading the second line, however, was a whole different story. That had to hurt.

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