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The funniest messages found in fortune cookies


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[post_page_title]The very picture of health[/post_page_title]
We gotta hand it to this fortune; it really does know its targeted demographic. Look, who hasn’t overdone it on Chinese food before, eating so much that your stomach ached for hours afterward? Oh please, we’ve all done it before.

The very picture of health

This is a shame-and-judgement free zone. Frankly, we blame the food for being so dang tasty. Well, there’s a little bit of light at the end of your eating-bender tunnel. Evidently you stuffed yourself silly on arguably the most nutritious foods possible. How do we know? This fortune told us, that’s how.

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