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The funniest messages found in fortune cookies - Page 29 of 30 - Kiwi Report

The funniest messages found in fortune cookies


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[post_page_title]Uh, we ordered the sweet-n-sour pork?[/post_page_title]
Wow, fortune cookie. Good job. You’ve managed to both simultaneously terrify us while also making us rack our brains to try to remember what we ordered for lunch today. There’s no words to describe the sheer horror of thinking you ate one thing, only to realize that you consumed something else entirely.

Uh, we ordered the sweet-n-sour pork?

Well, the joke’s on them. We already know we didn’t order chicken, so we’re not even breaking a sweat. Wait, was it the chicken that we ordered after all? Gulp. Okay, now we’ll finally admit we’re a little bit nervous…

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