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The funniest messages found in fortune cookies - Page 4 of 30 - Kiwi Report

The funniest messages found in fortune cookies


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[post_page_title]The ultimate life hack[/post_page_title]
Sometimes, fortune cookies go against their own rules and provide inspiring life advice and quotes rather than a personal fortune. They can be pretty impressive, and this one is no different. Yes, just take another read of this fortune. Then have another read.

The ultimate life hack

Finally, read it once more. Do you feel uplifted? Do you feel motivated? Do you feel as though you can take on the world? Because we do. The more you read this fortune, the more you realize how true it is. Sure, being chased by a bear isn’t on everyone’s to-do list, but as long as someone else is behind you, it’s all golden. Kinda sucks for the man behind you, though.

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