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The funniest messages found in fortune cookies - Page 24 of 30 - Kiwi Report

The funniest messages found in fortune cookies


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[post_page_title]Never lash out in fury[/post_page_title]
It’s never recommended to let harsh words fly out of your lips when you’re angry. Why’s that, you may be wondering? Because once those words are out, you can never take them back, and words spoken in anger can be both very hurtful and regrettable.

Never lash out in fury

This fortune cookie, however, challenges this notion by making us question everything we’ve ever uttered while upset. Now we’re wondering if we’ve ever actually tried to say “bubbles” while annoyed? We seriously doubt it, but we’re almost tempted to get ticked off so we can try it…

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