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The funniest messages found in fortune cookies - Page 15 of 30 - Kiwi Report

The funniest messages found in fortune cookies


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[post_page_title]In on a secret[/post_page_title]
Do you ever feel like your pet is hiding some form of secret? Perhaps they follow you around the house with an odd look on your face, perhaps they get up to late-night antics while you’re asleep, or perhaps they just seem a little odd.

In on a secret

We hate to break it to you, but it may be because your pet is planning to eat you. After all, the fortune cookie never lies. If the fortune cookie tells you that your pet is planning to eat you, they’re probably planning to eat you. Soz about that.

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