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The funniest messages found in fortune cookies - Page 27 of 30 - Kiwi Report

The funniest messages found in fortune cookies


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[post_page_title]Ah, they know us so well[/post_page_title]
You want to know a little secret? Fortune tellers actually are very good at providing vague descriptions of their subjects, somehow managing to be eerily accurate while simultaneously being vague. Case in point: “You’re a very tall person, depending on who you’re standing next to.” See? Accurate yet obscure.

Ah, they know us so well

This fortune is no different. It provided two options that are undoubtedly right, yet ambiguous enough to give us the illusion of choice. And you know what? We may be a few dollars poorer, but we’re that much richer in yummy food in our bellies.

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