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The funniest messages found in fortune cookies - Page 19 of 30 - Kiwi Report

The funniest messages found in fortune cookies


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[post_page_title]Are you reading this?[/post_page_title]
It’s amazing how fortune cookies have this knack to provide these amazing and profound revelations to us. Whether it can give us hints about our future or divulge our pasts to us, they can be eerily accurate in their insights. This note, though?

Are you reading this?

It read us like an open book. The good news is that we totally picked up every word inscribed on it, so we’re inclined to agree with the missive in question. Yet we can’t help but wonder…how did they know this about us?!

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