Notice: Trying to access array offset on value of type bool in /home/kiwireport002/public_html/wp-content/plugins/elementor-pro/modules/dynamic-tags/tags/post-featured-image.php on line 39

Notice: Trying to access array offset on value of type bool in /home/kiwireport002/public_html/wp-content/plugins/elementor-pro/modules/dynamic-tags/tags/post-featured-image.php on line 39

Notice: Trying to access array offset on value of type bool in /home/kiwireport002/public_html/wp-content/plugins/elementor-pro/modules/dynamic-tags/tags/post-featured-image.php on line 39

Notice: Trying to access array offset on value of type bool in /home/kiwireport002/public_html/wp-content/plugins/elementor-pro/modules/dynamic-tags/tags/post-featured-image.php on line 39
The funniest messages found in fortune cookies - Page 20 of 30 - Kiwi Report

The funniest messages found in fortune cookies


Notice: Trying to access array offset on value of type bool in /home/kiwireport002/public_html/wp-content/plugins/elementor-pro/modules/dynamic-tags/tags/post-featured-image.php on line 39


[post_page_title]It’s a half-truth, at least[/post_page_title]
There’s something deliciously ironic about this fortune. While we don’t disagree with the sentiment written on it, we’re sort of scratching our heads at the truncated message on the bottom half of it.

It’s a half-truth, at least

Evidently someone wasn’t doing their job properly, which resulted in a sloppy, cut-off fortune in the cookie. To even further play on the humor of the note, we’re only given half of the bottom message. It’s a double-whammy of doing things only halfway, making the irony all the more amusing.

Recommended For You

Best products for a vegan diet

Sometimes we just have to be honest with ourselves, and we’re slowly killing our planet. With climate change and dwindling