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The funniest messages found in fortune cookies - Page 16 of 30 - Kiwi Report

The funniest messages found in fortune cookies


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[post_page_title]Is it a sport?[/post_page_title]
Many people turn to fortune cookies to learn more about their love life. They hope to learn that they will meet a handsome prince, or that their perfect woman would come into their lives if they just took that one risk they’d been mulling over.

Is it a sport?

However, this person got something a little different. They discovered that they would soon find love in the form of a competitive eater, which is actually rather impressive. While they may have been hoping for a professional athlete, some may consider eating a trying and taxing task.

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