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The funniest messages found in fortune cookies - Page 2 of 30 - Kiwi Report

The funniest messages found in fortune cookies


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[post_page_title]Is that a threat?[/post_page_title]
Nobody really knows when fortune cookies first came into our lives, but it’s kinda weird how much they know about us and our existence. While the jury is still out on whether these cookies are actually little creatures that spy on us, there’s no denying the fact that their fortunes are often incredibly personal.

Is that a threat?

We can only assume that this little cookie was telling the recipient to enjoy their lives as much as possible because you never know when it’s going to come to an end, but it seems more like a threat than anything else. “Enjoy yourself while you can” seems a little sinister if you’re asking us. Please spare us, fortune cookies.

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