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The funniest messages found in fortune cookies - Page 17 of 30 - Kiwi Report

The funniest messages found in fortune cookies


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[post_page_title]They mean absolutely nothing[/post_page_title]
There is someone in the world who has to predict these fortunes and write them down. Yes, that’s literally their job. However, we all have off days every now and then, and it seems as though this fortune cookie writer was having a rough one when making this one up.

They mean absolutely nothing

Like many other fortunes, this one involves some numbers. They must be lucky, right? Well, apparently not. They instead mean absolutely nothing, so that will probably fill you with a huge amount of joy. Right? RIGHT?

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