[post_page_title]Save yourselves![/post_page_title]
We’re not going to lie: this fortune just made our hearts leap up into our chests. It’s direct and to-the-point instructions are darkly ominous in their simplicity, making us wonder what exactly is lurking immediately behind us. You know what?
It sounds so urgent, we’re not even going to question it. Heck, we’re already halfway down the block, and you’re still sitting here, reading this. Or…maybe — just maybe — the rest of the message was cut off, and there’s no looming threat? Nah. We’re definitely in danger right now. That has to be it.
Healthy snacks you can easily make yourself
We get it; we need to start eating healthier. But how is anyone supposed to make it through the day