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The funniest messages found in fortune cookies - Page 3 of 30 - Kiwi Report

The funniest messages found in fortune cookies


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[post_page_title]A magical moment[/post_page_title]
We’ve all seen Harry Potter, right? If you haven’t, you kinda need to embrace the magic right away, because it will change your life forever. If you live by the notion that one day you’ll fall in love with a man who is “tall, dark, and handsome,” there’s a high chance that you immediately think of Harry Potter. After all, he ticks all of those boxes.

A magical moment

However, the person who received this fortune cookie obviously had another magical being on the horizon. According to this fortune cookie, they would be lucky in love in the coming months. The one catch? They would fall in love with a centaur. Well, at least they’ll know the stars like the back of their hands.

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