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The funniest messages found in fortune cookies - Page 23 of 30 - Kiwi Report

The funniest messages found in fortune cookies


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[post_page_title]Love is in the air. (Just kidding!)[/post_page_title]
As children and teenagers, we probably spent an inordinate amount of time daydreaming about our Mister or Missus Right and living happily ever after with them. Then as our 20s and 30s start to loom ominously on the horizon, we then begin to wonder if we’re ever going to settle down and get married.

Love is in the air. (Just kidding!)

This fortune is particularly brutal, as it dangles a glimmer of hope right before our noses — before, of course, promptly taking it back by dashing all hopes that we’ll ever find true love.

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