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The funniest messages found in fortune cookies - Page 9 of 30 - Kiwi Report

The funniest messages found in fortune cookies


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[post_page_title]Turning it around[/post_page_title]
Have you ever been in a situation where somebody has asked you a question that you just don’t understand? You may have tried to answer the question to no avail, or you may have taken the heroes way out and turned the question around. It’s a foolproof method.

Turning it around

You simply ask the question back to the other person and get them to explain their own thoughts in the hope that you can avoid it completely. It seems as though this fortune cookie just didn’t feel like being a fortune cookie this day, so followed that method.

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