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The funniest messages found in fortune cookies - Page 6 of 30 - Kiwi Report

The funniest messages found in fortune cookies


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[post_page_title]Phew, that was rough[/post_page_title]
There’s a little slice of our brain that really does think that fortune cookies are real. They just know too much, and they have too much of an impact on our lives to be simple pieces of paper.

Phew, that was rough

This fortune gives that idea even more legs because we can feel the relief coming from that strip of paper. It let out a huge sigh as it was ripped from its casing, and could finally take a breath. It’s right, you know. It was about time the fortune got out of that cookie. It’s only fair.

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