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The funniest messages found in fortune cookies - Page 10 of 30 - Kiwi Report

The funniest messages found in fortune cookies


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[post_page_title]Three can keep a secret?[/post_page_title]
Anyone else getting some serious PLL vibes here? You better lock this one in your pocket, because this fortune cookie is extremely creepy. While the concept of this fortune cookie is correct, it is a little foreboding.

Three can keep a secret?

Three can keep a secret if two of them are no longer around, but how does this cookie want us to go about getting “rid” of the other two. We’ve watched way too many mystery thrillers to guess that it’s not by giving them an all-inclusive vacation to Mexico for a few months.

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