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The funniest messages found in fortune cookies - Page 5 of 30 - Kiwi Report

The funniest messages found in fortune cookies


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[post_page_title]The truth will out[/post_page_title]
There are some fortunes that leave you speechless, and this is one of them. We’d like to propose a change of name for this one. No longer will it be called Mr. Fortune Cookie, because it shall instead be called Captain Obvious.

The truth will out

Yes, the person who received this fortune cookie could have saved their strength in breaking this one apart, because it didn’t exactly leave them with epic advice that would change their lives. After all, we all know that when you squeeze an orange juice, orange juice will come out. That’s kinda how it works. It’s the same for apples, pineapples, tomatoes, and a plethora of other fruits and vegetables, you know?

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