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The funniest messages found in fortune cookies - Page 14 of 30 - Kiwi Report

The funniest messages found in fortune cookies


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[post_page_title]You’re crazy, baby[/post_page_title]
There are some people who laugh in the face of fortune cookies. They think it’s a load of nonsense, and they can’t believe that people actually believe you can hold your true fortune in your hands.

You’re crazy, baby

Because of this, they like to mess around with their friends and family who do believe. Well, this person nailed it. Seeing a long sentence like this would have filled a believer with joy, only to see that it wasn’t quite what they expected. We don’t even want to think about the tears.

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