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The funniest messages found in fortune cookies - Page 18 of 30 - Kiwi Report

The funniest messages found in fortune cookies


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[post_page_title]Listen up here, buddy[/post_page_title]
Going to a seer can help reveal a number of secrets about your future that might have otherwise remained hidden. After all, fortune tellers have an uncanny ability to provide a private glimpse into your fate.

Listen up here, buddy

However, we suspect that this fortune cookie was feeling a little bit jealous about us visiting soothsayers, as its note clearly is against us engaging in such activities. Well, you know what? We spoke to a clairvoyant, and they told us to never argue with cookies, so we guess we’ll be obeying these instructions moving forward.

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