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The funniest messages found in fortune cookies - Page 11 of 30 - Kiwi Report

The funniest messages found in fortune cookies


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[post_page_title]Don’t gamble… just kidding[/post_page_title]
You have to laugh at this one. On the one hand, this fortune cookie is telling the recipient to avoid taking those unnecessary risks. It won’t work in their favor, and will instead be detrimental to their life.

Don’t gamble… just kidding

On the other hand, this fortune cookie has also provided the recipient with six lucky numbers. What are they supposed to do with those? Just keep them in their mind? Everyone knows that the lucky numbers are supposed to be used to buy a lottery ticket or even take a trip to the casino. So where does that leave them? We have no idea.

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