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The funniest messages found in fortune cookies - Page 30 of 30 - Kiwi Report

The funniest messages found in fortune cookies


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[post_page_title]This is the fortune that never ends…[/post_page_title]
…and it goes on and on, our friends. Some people started reading it, not knowing what it was, and they’ll continue reading it forever just because…Okay, sorry about that. We know you’ve got that silly jingle stuck in your heads now, but we couldn’t resist.

This is the fortune that never ends…

The fortune inside this cookie thought it was being clever by predicting that we were almost done reading this message, but we defied expectations by reading it over and over again, ad infinitum. That’ll show it for thinking it could trick us!

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