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The funniest messages found in fortune cookies - Page 28 of 30 - Kiwi Report

The funniest messages found in fortune cookies


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[post_page_title]That’s true love, right there[/post_page_title]
All of us struggle with the occasional burst of self-doubt now and again. Who hasn’t spectacularly failed at some task, only to wonder if we’re any good at anything at all? While this can definitely make us feel as though we’re unlovable and won’t be missed once our tenure on this planet is up, the fortune in this cookie somehow makes us feel validated once more.

That’s true love, right there

Next time we’re feeling down on ourselves, we’re totally going to default on our mortgages. No doubt we will be reminded of our worth once more.

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