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Flight Attendant Confessions - Page 19 of 43 - Kiwi Report

Flight Attendant Confessions


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[post_page_title]”Crop-Dusting” Down The Aisle[/post_page_title]
Fight attendants are farting as they walk down the aisle. There we said it, and now the truth-bomb has finally exploded. We have proof: “…the galley is a cramped space. It would simply be impolite for us to fart on each other back there, so we engage in a process called “crop-dusting,” whereby we walk down the aisle and fart as we do so.” This is why sleeping on your flight is always the right thing to do.

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“Crop-Dusting” Down The Aisle

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