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The funniest text messages kids got from their parents - Page 4 of 26 - Kiwi Report

The funniest text messages kids got from their parents


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[post_page_title]Dad jokes[/post_page_title]
There’s a thing about dad’s – they always think they are funny when they are just plain creepy. Here we are exposed to an unsettling conversation between a father and his kid.
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Dad is trying to be funny by answering questions in a literal form but is just making his kid more and more annoyed as the conversation is going on. Dad – don’t try and be funny, just be you!
[post_page_title]Overstepping mom[/post_page_title]
This is the classic case of pushy Jewish mother. The stereotype is there for a reason – they meddle. Here is a classic example of a Jewish mother texting her daughter about a man she found at the dog park, a place she goes to for the sole purpose of finding her daughter a boyfriend.
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Luckily for this mom, her daughter is taking her stalking for men skills with a grain of salt and thinks its all too funny.

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