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The funniest text messages kids got from their parents - Page 15 of 26 - Kiwi Report

The funniest text messages kids got from their parents


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[post_page_title]Tomato sauce confusion[/post_page_title]
Prego means pregnant. Prego is also a brand of tomato sauce found in your local grocery store. This dad got those two confused, making his child scarred for life.
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Kid: “Mom wants you to get her prego”, dad: “Well, I can’t. I had that problem solved years ago”, kid: “OH MY GOD DAD!!! EW! TMI! I will forever be grossed out. Mom wants you to get her PREGO! The cooking thing.”, dad: “Oh. Okay sweetie”. Classic.

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