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\n[post_page_title]Get away from that cereal box[\/post_page_title]
\nOh no\u2026 what\u2019s that modern pop culture term that the kids these days love using? \u201cShake my head (SMH)?\u201d Yeah, that pretty much sums up what we\u2019re looking at right now. It seems as though someone decided to open up their cereal boxes from the bottom rather than the top. What point are they trying to prove here? That the cereal will still taste the same?
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Get away from that cereal box<\/figcaption><\/figure>
\nOkay okay, they might be right, but ain\u2019t nobody got time for that kind of out-of-the-box (no pun intended) thinking when all they want is to enjoy their box of right-side-up Golden Grahams. What ever happened to reading the box? Did this person not understand that they were ruining the best part of eating cereal?
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\n[post_page_title]Just finish it already[\/post_page_title]
\nEveryone has that person in their life who chooses to open a new bottle of ketchup before finishing one that\u2019s almost done. But this person took their insanity to the extreme level. What we\u2019re looking at here speaks for itself. We have here not one, not two, not three, not four, not five, but SIX nearly empty bottles of ketchup.
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Just finish it already<\/figcaption><\/figure>
\nWho wants to gather the final remnants of the ketchup that\u2019s left from these bottles? Listen, we get it\u2026 you don\u2019t want to get sprayed. But if that\u2019s the case, be a man and throw out the ketchup bottle. Don\u2019t just leave it around the house taking up space and being useless.
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\n[post_page_title]Opening food can be hard[\/post_page_title]
\nSince we\u2019re on the subject of food, we figured we might as well go all out. In this case, however, we\u2019re dealing with something that is just bonkers. The person who opened these containers of food is not only a monster, but is consistent with their craziness. Take a look at that jar of Jiffy peanut butter on the left.
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Opening food can be hard<\/figcaption><\/figure>
\nWhy on earth did they decide to puncture a large hole in the middle, instead of simply taking the entire top off? There are so many things wrong with that, and the person who took that picture knows it. In fact, the man who posted this photo wrote that this is \u201cthe way my wife opens things.\u201d
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\n[post_page_title]Not to be mixed[\/post_page_title]
\nWhy oh why are there people engaging in such things? You\u2019ve got your MnM\u2019s, and then you\u2019ve got your Skittles. MnM\u2019s and Skittles are two completely different types of junk food.
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Not to be mixed<\/figcaption><\/figure>
\nSure, they might look similar, but MnM’s are chocolate, and Skittles are not. This person seemed to think it was okay to mix them up, but the rest of us know how illegal this is in the world of regular people.
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\n[post_page_title]Make sure to water it every day[\/post_page_title]
\nTake a good look at this picture, and tell us when you\u2019re ready to conclude what it is that you\u2019re looking at. Have you got it? If you answered a potato that has grown into a giant tree, then you\u2019re absolutely correct! But this person didn\u2019t stop there.
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Make sure to water it every day<\/figcaption><\/figure>
\nThey wanted their potato tree to have unsanitary friends hanging out with him in the fridge, so he found himself a handful of overflowing jars and open bags of food to join the party.
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\n[post_page_title]One slice and that\u2019s it[\/post_page_title]
\nWhat we have here is quite plain to see, and quite plainly wrong. No, this is simply not how one opens a loaf of bread. Why this person thought that was okay is a mystery to us, and we\u2019re not surprised that the person who took this picture was upset.
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One slice and that\u2019s it<\/figcaption><\/figure>
\nThere\u2019s basically no chance that this loaf of bread is going to stay fresh, because there\u2019s now no proper way to close it. Epic fail right here.
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\n[post_page_title]Just a few more screws[\/post_page_title]
\nAt first glance, what you\u2019re looking at here might not seem so crazy, but in fact there is a hidden monster right before your very eyes. If you look closely, you\u2019ll see that both the milk and the carton of whipping cream haven\u2019t been properly closed.
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Just a few more screws<\/figcaption><\/figure>
\nThey think it doesn\u2019t matter as long as it keeps the drink fresh, but they are deeply mistaken. Not only is the drink less fresh, but there\u2019s a good chance someone is going to spill those drinks without realizing the caps aren\u2019t fully closed.
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\n[post_page_title]Thanks for leaving me some[\/post_page_title]
\nWe\u2019ve all been there. We go to the freezer, take out the carton of ice cream, tell ourselves we\u2019re only going to have a couple bites, and we end up eating the whole darn thing. But by the time most of us have gotten to the end, we\u2019ve already accepted our fate, and we polish it off and throw it in the garbage.
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Thanks for leaving me some<\/figcaption><\/figure>
\nThis person didn\u2019t do that\u2026 They decided to leave the tiniest amount of ice cream left – an amount no one really wants – and put it back in the freezer.
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\n[post_page_title]The \u2018One-Bite Strawberry Monster\u2019[\/post_page_title]
\nIf you\u2019re someone who appreciates a delicious strawberry, this picture will put you in just as much pain as it\u2019s putting us. Strawberries are not that big as it is, so whenever you get your hands on one, you usually make sure that the entire thing is devoured.
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The \u2018One-Bite Strawberry Monster\u2019<\/figcaption><\/figure>
\nThis person, however, basically took one bite out of nine different strawberries, making each of them inedible for anyone else, and wasting an extraordinary amount of tastiness in the process.
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\n[post_page_title]Save it for later[\/post_page_title]
\nIs there a reason this person doesn\u2019t feel like throwing out his toilet paper rolls? The person who took this picture was understably not happy, and for good reason. In fact, it was a girl who took it, and she claims that these rolls belong to her boyfriend.
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Save it for later<\/figcaption><\/figure>
\nShe wrote about her disdain for how her boyfriend keeps all of his toilet paper rolls like they\u2019re some kind of treasure. Hey, you never know, they could be worth something one day.
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\n[post_page_title]Just a bit off[\/post_page_title]
\nThe man who posted this picture online wrote that his wife put up this frame along with the small shelf underneath it. He joked underneath that his eye is now twitching.
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Just a bit off<\/figcaption><\/figure>
\nHonestly, he might have been joking, but it\u2019s obvious that he wasn\u2019t happy with the way his wife had done this job. It\u2019s one thing to look at it right now, but imagine if you had to gaze upon this asymmetrical ensemble 24 hours a day.
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\n[post_page_title]Not for heavy lifting[\/post_page_title]
\nThe man who posted this wrote that his wife never buys the toilet paper, but that this was the first time. The only time she bought the toilet paper, she bought single-ply.
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Not for heavy lifting<\/figcaption><\/figure>
\nAs you can see in the man\u2019s hand, the paper is as thin as can be. Pardon our French, but ain\u2019t nobody got time for that. The bathroom is a sacred place, and the toilet paper one buys needs to be of the highest caliber.
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\n[post_page_title]Hairy shower[\/post_page_title]
\nNo one likes a person who leaves their hair lying around everywhere. That being said, it\u2019s probably one of the most common things that people do all around the world.
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Hairy shower<\/figcaption><\/figure>
\nThis man was so aggravated that his wife always leaves her hair stuck to the shower wall that he decided to take a picture of it and share it with the world. That being said, while it is gross, notice how the hair is formed to create a legitimate thumbs-down sign.
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\n[post_page_title]Toothpaste tornado[\/post_page_title]
\nHow we deal with our toothpaste is one of the most common sources of fights in households all around the world. Some people are extra careful to make sure their toothpaste looks nice, and stays within the framework of the tube itself.
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Toothpaste tornado<\/figcaption><\/figure>
\nAnd then there are people who literally don\u2019t care at all. As you can see, the tube on the left is handled by a person who has no qualms about getting his hands covered in blue.
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\n[post_page_title]Monster\u2019s brush[\/post_page_title]
\nSince we\u2019re on the subject of teeth, let\u2019s move over from toothpaste and on to toothbrushes. The person who posted this picture simply wrote the words, \u201cMy roommate\u2019s toothbrush.\u201d Perhaps that says it all.
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Monster\u2019s brush<\/figcaption><\/figure>
\nA person in the comments section jokingly wrote, \u201cDid he wake up angry every morning?\u201d Since monsters have been a part of our discussion, let\u2019s be real – if a monster brushed his teeth, this actually does look like it could be his toothbrush.
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\n[post_page_title]Clear all my appointments[\/post_page_title]
\nFor anyone who plays video games, or deals with electronics of any kind, what we have here is a legitimate nightmare.
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Clear all my appointments<\/figcaption><\/figure>
\nActually, considering the fact that every person on the face of the universe uses a charger for their phone, they can all understand how frustrating it would be to have their charger lost within the shuffle of these wires. A labyrinth no one should ever have to decipher, we don\u2019t envy the person who does.
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\n[post_page_title]We might need them later[\/post_page_title]
\nThis right here simply makes no sense. It\u2019s quite logical that when you finish milk, or any drink for that matter, you throw the bottle in the garbage. Seems pretty simple, right? Apparently not so simple for the person in this story.
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We might need them later<\/figcaption><\/figure>
\nFor some reason this person finds it appropriate to hold on to his milk bottles even after he\u2019s done with them. Is it on purpose or by accident? Honestly, we don\u2019t know. And we also don\u2019t know which one\u2019s worse.
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\n[post_page_title]Aluminum disaster[\/post_page_title]
\nTin foil can be really easy to deal with, but sometimes difficult if you mess with the roll too much. Case in point, this picture right here.
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Aluminum disaster<\/figcaption><\/figure>
\nSomeone decided to rip his tin foil roll in such a way where it\u2019s basically impossible to tell where it starts, where it ends, and how to navigate the darn thing. But we mustn’t blame the tin foil – it\u2019s not it\u2019s fault it was handled by a negligent human.
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\n[post_page_title]Storm cloud dust monsters[\/post_page_title]
\nAir conditioning is a luxury of the modern world that we\u2019ve all grown pretty accustomed to. What would we do in the summer days without it?
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Storm cloud dust monsters<\/figcaption><\/figure>
\nHowever, most people have no idea how it actually works – and on that note, many people neglect to clean the vent of its dust. As you can see, this person allowed his AC vent to collect so much dust that it resembles a seriously large storm cloud on the move!
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\n[post_page_title]Just get a plate[\/post_page_title]
\nWe\u2019re all pretty attached to our smartphones nowadays, and that means we take it with us wherever we are. The bathroom, the office, and of course during dinnertime as well.
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Just get a plate<\/figcaption><\/figure>
\nThis person plopped down onto his bed to eat a little sandwich, and realized that he had no plate to put it on. Oh well, might as well use your phone! That\u2019s great and all, until the crumbs find their way inside and you end up needing a new phone.
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\n[post_page_title]Demogorgon incoming[\/post_page_title]
\nAny Stranger Things fans out there? No joke, we thought at first glance that this \u201cthing\u201d in the top left corner of this picture was some creature from the upside down. A demogorgon, perhaps trying to make his way into our world.
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Demogorgon incoming<\/figcaption><\/figure>
\nIn fact, it\u2019s actually an old pumpkin. A very old pumpkin that a person never got rid of when Halloween was over. His roommate did us all the courtesy of sharing it with us\u2026
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\n[post_page_title]Animals feeding animals[\/post_page_title]
\nSome things seem so simple to some yet a huge task to others. One couple had two bowls for their pet: one labeled food and the other labeled water. It sounds straightforward enough, right? Apparently not.
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Animals feeding animals<\/figcaption><\/figure>
\nThis person\u2019s wife must have really wanted to upset them one day when they filled up the pet\u2019s food dish with water and the water dish with food. It might not seem that important to some, but if it strikes a nerve, then you probably get it.
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\n[post_page_title]A treasure hunt[\/post_page_title]
\nSometimes, there\u2019s nothing quite like snuggling down on the couch with a movie and a bowl of nuts. That is until you learn that your roommate has very different ideas about how to eat nuts to you.
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A treasure hunt<\/figcaption><\/figure>
\nIt appears that they thought it was a great idea to drop the empty shells right back in with the whole pistachios. Perhaps they were trying to give their roommate something to do? After all, they now have to dig around for their food before they can enjoy it.
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\n[post_page_title]To the highest bidder[\/post_page_title]
\nWhile passive-aggressive roommates might sound like the worst, we think that we can get behind their actions after seeing this roommate\u2019s art piece. It can be easy to forget about food in the refrigerator.
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To the highest bidder<\/figcaption><\/figure>
\nHowever, it must have been tough to ignore the stench coming from inside, thanks to this milk carton. It was left in the door for so long that it probably had its own population and climate by the time someone was kind enough to put it in the trash.
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\n[post_page_title]The very different approach[\/post_page_title]
\nLiving with a roommate in a dorm can be tough. You have to learn how to get along with someone while practically living on top of one another. Sadly, not everyone has the same idea about how to keep things clean.
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The very different approach<\/figcaption><\/figure>
\nThe roommate on the left always made sure that their bed was made and their things were put away. The person on the right opted for the floor is also the closet, cupboard, sink, and trash can option instead. Whatever floats your boat.
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\n[post_page_title]Feline the effects[\/post_page_title]
\nSome of us are lucky enough to have a pet in our lives. This person got to enjoy their roommate’s cat. Sadly, having a feline friend in the house also came with a few compromises, whether they liked it or not.
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Feline the effects<\/figcaption><\/figure>
\nTheir roommate appeared to be a responsible cat owner and cleared up after their pet. The catch? They left the dirty cat litter scoop in the sink for someone else to deal with. If only they had the drive to finish the job – or not be gross.
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\n[post_page_title]Someone call Bill[\/post_page_title]
\nWe\u2019ve seen some things in our time, but we think that it\u2019s safe to say that we\u2019ve never seen a home science experiment quite like this one. Someone left some potatoes in the cupboard and forgot all about them.
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Someone call Bill<\/figcaption><\/figure>
\nThat was until their roommate moved in – one year later. They opened the door and found a thriving potato forest that had been growing all this time. While the experiment had been fun, it was time to say \u201cgoodbye\u201d and leave the hard work to Bill Nye instead.
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\n[post_page_title]Half the job[\/post_page_title]
\nEvery house comes with its own list of chores that need to be done every day. Wash the dishes, vacuum the house, make the bed – the list goes on and on! Taking the trash out is another thing to add to the list.
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Half the job<\/figcaption><\/figure>
\nSomeone\u2019s roommate went to the effort of taking the garbage out. Sadly, they didn\u2019t get as far as putting another trash bag in the can. Instead, they just started to throw things out and left it to fill the bottom of the garbage can.
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\n[post_page_title]Breaking the system[\/post_page_title]
\nSome people get annoyed by people leaving their shoes around the house. Thankfully, it looks as though this home is one where you can leave your shoes just about anywhere you like in the hall. Someone has a storage solution that will keep them all tidy.
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Breaking the system<\/figcaption><\/figure>
\nRather than lay the shoes out in their pair – as most people would probably do – this person decided to line all of the left shoes on the left and the right ones on the right. The problem? They\u2019re not even in any order.
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\n[post_page_title]Saving on the dishes[\/post_page_title]
\nThere is more of a story behind this photo than first meets the eye. Someone lives with a roommate, but the pair only have two pots between them. Their roommate apparently doesn\u2019t see the issue.
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Saving on the dishes<\/figcaption><\/figure>
\nRather than move the leftovers into containers and putting these in the refrigerator, they put the entire pot and lid in there instead. Yes, that means that their roommate has no way to cook their food. Yes, this does annoy them. Yes, we have an issue with it, too.
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\n[post_page_title]The eternal struggle[\/post_page_title]
\nThere is something about toothpaste tubes that seems to strike a nerve with many of us. Most of us open the toothpaste, squeeze a little onto our toothbrush, and close the lid without leaving any mess.
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The eternal struggle<\/figcaption><\/figure>
\nWhy do some people think that it\u2019s acceptable to squeeze toothpaste around the bathroom like it\u2019s going out of fashion? The worst bit is that they don\u2019t even have the decency to replace the lid once they\u2019re done, causing mayhem in our lives.
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\n[post_page_title]Starting a collection[\/post_page_title]
\nOur nightstands can often feel like a little slice of privacy, especially when we have someone else by our side. One husband and wife team seemed to have their own nightstands, but this husband was less than impressed.
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Starting a collection<\/figcaption><\/figure>
\nHe looked over one day to see that his wife was starting some kind of plastic bottle collection. Did she really forget to put the new bottle in the recycling each morning, or was she saving them all for a special occasion?
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\n[post_page_title]Running out of room[\/post_page_title]
\nSome of us go out of our way to do a nice thing for other people in our lives. One person was sick and wanted to make sure that their roommate and roommate\u2019s girlfriend didn\u2019t catch their illness. In the end, they stayed in their room for four days.
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Running out of room<\/figcaption><\/figure>
\nUnfortunately, when they emerged, they saw that their roommate and his girlfriend had opted for a leaning tower of dishes that should have been done waiting in the sink. That\u2019s probably the last time they tried to do something nice.
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\n[post_page_title]Crack a joke[\/post_page_title]
\nIf you\u2019re wondering how to use eggs every day but never seem to have any less in the carton, then you might want to take a closer look at the shells you have left. There were no secret chickens to be seen in this house.
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Crack a joke<\/figcaption><\/figure>
\nInstead, it turns out that this person\u2019s wife decided to put the empty shells right back alongside the whole eggs. Why? We have no idea, but we can see why this would be pretty irritating.
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\n[post_page_title]The double offender[\/post_page_title]
\nIt appears that we have a double offender in our midst. This person quickly learned that their wife likes to leave the microwave door open whenever they were done heating food. That was just the beginning.
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The double offender<\/figcaption><\/figure>
\nThey also left the timer on the clock without hitting the reset button. While it might not seem like much to many of us, it soon became pretty annoying for someone that always had to reset the clock on the microwave and shut the door when their wife was done.
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\n[post_page_title]Steck \u2018em high[\/post_page_title]
\nThere\u2019s something about this photo alone that is enough to send a shiver down many of our spines. How could someone take all the DVDs out of their case and leave them in a giant stack?
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Steck \u2018em high<\/figcaption><\/figure>
\nHave they never tried to play a scratched disk before? It\u2019s like the nightmare that keeps on giving as the movie jumps around all over the place. That is if you can even get it to play in the first place. There\u2019s a good reason that DVDs come in a case.
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\n[post_page_title]Keeping stocked up[\/post_page_title]
\nWe\u2019re not sure if this is someone\u2019s bathroom or the home of a product tester. Apparently, someone\u2019s wife always likes to make sure that she has a new bottle of body wash or shampoo before she runs out.
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Keeping stocked up<\/figcaption><\/figure>
\nThe problem is that she never removes the almost empty one from the bathroom. The result is something that puts the toiletries aisle at Walmart to shame. Imagine knocking one of the bottles? We bet that makes quite the noise as they all quickly come tumbling down.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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