\n
![\"\"](\"https:\/\/i.imgur.com\/zfveGJ7.jpg\")
\nLet\u2019s be honest; there are some people in this world that just want to watch the world burn. They want to make everyone else miserable, they want to toe the line between \u201cokay\u201d and \u201cdownright evil,\u201d and they want to make themselves laugh in the process. Of course, we outwardly tut at these people, but inwardly we laugh our socks off. Don\u2019t believe us? Check these out\u2026
\n[post_page_title]I\u2019m the king now[\/post_page_title]
\nWell, this is a situation we really wish we had never come across. This is bringing back some seriously bad flashbacks and memories, and we\u2019re not quite sure if we can look at this any longer.
\n
![\"\"](\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/09155512\/h0r3mFe.jpg\")
\nEven singing \u201cHakuna Matata\u201d to ourselves isn\u2019t working, even though it really should be taking away any worries we have for the rest of our days. This is sickening.
\n
\n[post_page_title]Totally unique[\/post_page_title]
\nHave you ever come across something that\u2019s just not\u2026 quite\u2026 right? There\u2019s just something about it that doesn\u2019t sit well with you, and there\u2019s something about it that makes your stomach feel a little funny. Well, that\u2019s how we feel about these \u201cUnique Sweaters.\u201d
\n
![\"\"](\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/09155514\/WidFRcH.jpg\")
\nIt seems as though this shop feels the same way, though, as nobody uses the word \u201cunique\u201d unless they want to make it feel better. Everybody needs a little confidence boost every now and then, and these awful sweaters need it more than most.
\n
\n[post_page_title]Raise your hand[\/post_page_title]
\nLet\u2019s be honest; classes are full of opportunity to judge your classmates and take some hilarious Snapchats. However, most people avoid doing this because they don\u2019t want their phones to be confiscated, and they think better of it. Most people think better of it, anyway.
\n
![\"\"](\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/09155516\/C7kbIdU.jpg\")
\nThis person decided that the risk was totally worth it, and they created the school snap that would end all snaps. What makes this even worse is the fact that almost everyone in that class has raised their hand. Awkward.
\n
\n[post_page_title]Get me out[\/post_page_title]
\nEveryone can make their own style choices. They can choose what they want to wear. They can decide what kind of styles they want to explore. They can even experiment with shoes if they want.
\n
![\"\"](\"https:\/\/i.imgur.com\/RR4OoXK.jpg\")
\nHowever, we refuse to believe that there are this many people in the world who will willingly wear Crocs. After all, they are universally regarded as the worst shoes out there. Even those who have a pair don\u2019t like the fact that they own them. Maybe this was a trash pile\u2026
\n
\n[post_page_title]Whoopsy daisy[\/post_page_title]
\nCats are the darndest of creatures. One minute they love you, and the next minute they basically scratch your eyes out because you just wanted to give them some attention. You just can\u2019t win with them.
\n
![\"\"](\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/09155522\/O6abaJi.jpg\")
\nPerhaps that\u2019s why this owner decided to take a photo of their cat falling to the ground rather than saving them. After all, we\u2019re pretty sure that this cat wouldn\u2019t even bat an eyelid if their owner fell to the floor. It can\u2019t be one rule for you and one rule for the other, kitty.
\n
\n[post_page_title]Take it back now, y\u2019all[\/post_page_title]
\nIf you\u2019re the kind of person that loves to fill your head with knowledge, then there\u2019s a high chance that you love to go to the local museum and check out the ancient history on offer. It\u2019s a great way to expand your mind, right?
\n
![\"\"](\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/09155524\/mOdNPMw.jpg\")
\nWell, we have a feeling that the people these ancient sculptures were based on probably didn\u2019t think that they would be made a mockery of. Yet, who are we to know that these guys weren\u2019t really dancers and taking it back now y\u2019all every single day?
\n
\n[post_page_title]Say cheese[\/post_page_title]
\nUnlike the cats of the world, dogs are considered to be man\u2019s best friend. They\u2019re cute, they\u2019re cuddly, and they\u2019re totally adorable. Well, sometimes they are. This dog is the perfect example of the fact that everyone can have their off days.
\n
![\"\"](\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/09155526\/uyBjRyA.jpg\")
\nNot only did this poor fella lose a couple of things that day, but they also had to deal with the fact that their owner decided to take a photo of him in the midst of a real existential crisis. This is not one for the photo album, thank you very much.
\n
\n[post_page_title]Caught in the act[\/post_page_title]
\nIf you\u2019ve ever enacted one of your \u201cbright\u201d ideas and quickly realized that it was actually rather dull and stupid, then you can probably relate to this cat. This is what they get for being hot and cold, really.
\n
![\"\"](\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/09155528\/EMplxzF.jpg\")
\nThe universe obviously doesn\u2019t know how to deal with a cat that\u2019s actually being nice and wants to follow its owner outside for some quality time, so they get stuck with some serious coldness to counteract the niceness. You brought this upon yourself.
\n
\n[post_page_title]The struggle is real[\/post_page_title]
\nWe can\u2019t say that we\u2019ve ever personally related to a form of public transport before, but you know what they say, every day brings new experiences.
\n
![\"\"](\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/09155530\/4EWQ2OS.jpg\")
\nIt seems as though we\u2019re not the only ones who can relate to this struggling bus, and we actually have to feel kinda sorry for it. After all, this bus is probably struggling enough without it becoming the ride of everyone else who is struggling in the world. We\u2019re gonna need some extra seats, people.
\n
\n[post_page_title]With extra noodles[\/post_page_title]
\nDon\u2019t you just hate it when you spill your soup? It\u2019s even worse when you spill it in your classroom and in front of your classmates. Oh, wait. Are you sure that\u2019s soup?
\n
![\"\"](\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/09155532\/juBYZNj.jpg\")
\nOne of the best things about Snapchat is the fact that you can add your own doodles into the mix. These doodles not only make your snaps extra hilarious, but they also make your snaps extra savage. Let\u2019s just hope that whoever took this picture didn\u2019t really try eating their soup with extra noodles.
\n
\n[post_page_title]Blank space[\/post_page_title]
\nLet\u2019s be honest; Taylor Swift is the kind of artist that you either love or you hate. It just so happens that we absolutely love her, but who are we to tell you who to love and who not to love?
\n
![\"\"](\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/09155533\/HuNyQfc.jpg\")
\nOf course, there\u2019s no doubt about the fact that the large majority of her fans are female – but we understand why this husband wanted to go along. Who doesn\u2019t want to skip the lines and hang out in an empty bathroom for a few hours? It was probably more exciting for him, anyway.
\n
\n[post_page_title]I\u2019m sorry, okay?[\/post_page_title]
\nEvery once in a while, you need to think about yourself. This might mean that you have to let down your friends, and it might even mean that you have to force your mixer to commit some form of atrocity.
\n
![\"\"](\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/09155535\/BMBUllB.jpg\")
\nBut what else are you supposed to do? When you have a craving for cake, sometimes you just have to be selfish and make some cake. It\u2019s not something we enjoy at the time, especially when we have to force our mixer into things, but we definitely enjoy the end result.
\n
\n[post_page_title]The ultimate photobomb[\/post_page_title]
\nPeople think they\u2019re so funny when they photobomb your pictures, don\u2019t they? They just think they\u2019re so hilarious when, in actual fact, we don\u2019t let out a single laugh.
\n
![\"\"](\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/09155536\/Q6WdAuU.jpg\")
\nWe have a feeling that whoever bought this ice cream would have broken down in tears when this seagull came along and stole their delicious sweet treat, but the worst thing is that they can never escape it now. This picture exists, and no matter how hard they try, it\u2019s never going to go away.
\n
\n[post_page_title]Seal on the loose[\/post_page_title]
\nAnimals are pretty adorable, and although most of them don\u2019t like being dressed up, that doesn\u2019t mean that their owners don\u2019t splash the cash on little Christmas elf costumes.
\n
![\"\"](\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/09155539\/v3n55In.jpg\")
\nIn this instance, one owner didn\u2019t even have to spend money to make their seal dog look even more adorable than they already looked. Sure, they probably could have helped their little pooch out, but they just had to snap this for the photo album beforehand. After all, it\u2019s not every day that you get a loose seal in the bathroom.
\n
\n[post_page_title]What are those?[\/post_page_title]
\nEveryone has the chance to wear whatever style they want. After all, this is a free country. However, that doesn\u2019t mean that we can\u2019t have opinions on things – and we have some serious opinions on these. The Snapchat has gotten this spot-on.
\n
![\"\"](\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/09155541\/riKCNlu.jpg\")
\nWhat are these things? Why would someone do this? Has the world gone mad? Putting rubber gloves on your feet is bad enough without then adding flip flops into the mix. Some people really do want to watch the world burn.
\n
\n[post_page_title]The demon summoner[\/post_page_title]
\nWe probably don\u2019t need to tell you again that cats are unpredictable. While the Ancient Egyptians used to worship these animals, we have a right mind to think that this was because they were terrified of them.
\n
![\"\"](\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/09155542\/IrjrBo9.jpg\")
\nNeed more proof of that? Well, just look at this demon summoner. Most cats are able to keep their scheming ways under wraps, but it seems as though this one was so preoccupied that they were caught off guard. What do you even do in this situation? Run? Or just accept your fate?
\n
\n[post_page_title]Shine bright like a diamond[\/post_page_title]
\nLet\u2019s be honest; most humans are like magpies. We\u2019re just attracted to shiny things, and we\u2019re not ashamed to admit it. While this attraction normally comes in the form of jewelry or flash cars, it seems as though some people like to adorn themselves with other shiny things – whether they naturally want to or not.
\n
![\"\"](\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/09155544\/xdiRCpk.jpg\")
\nAlthough we don\u2019t know whether this man decided to shave his head due to personal preference or just whether he was a bit unlucky in life, it\u2019s certainly brighter than our future.
\n
\n[post_page_title]Harsh, but true[\/post_page_title]
\nThe more you look at this photo, the more you realize that it\u2019s totally true. Even the most attractive people in the world look pretty awful when they open the front camera accidentally, and it\u2019s a sight that nobody really wants to see.
\n
![\"\"](\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/09155546\/DSgaIul.jpg\")
\nOf course, most of us don\u2019t do this deliberately, but it seems as though this person deliberately squashed this doll\u2019s face to create this Snapchat. We don\u2019t think this is something that everyone should go around doing, to be honest. Will somebody please think of the children?!
\n
\n[post_page_title]Knock, knock[\/post_page_title]
\nHeading over to someone\u2019s house without telling them is a real hit-and-miss situation. You either get lucky and knock on a day that they decided to stay in for the ultimate Netflix and chill session, or you\u2019re unlucky.
\n
![\"\"](\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/09155548\/G2uVqsy.jpg\")
\nHeading over to someone\u2019s house when they\u2019re not in is incredibly annoying, so this person just had to let their friend know that they had knocked. After all, they knew they didn\u2019t get the wrong house. They totally lived in the trash can.
\n
\n[post_page_title]The real-life emoji[\/post_page_title]
\nWe live in a world where people love to communicate through emojis, and we totally thought that these were only allowed to be used by the smartphone users on this planet. However, it seems as though the war on technology has come to a head, and one company has gone the extra mile.
\n
![\"\"](\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/09155550\/eLT6MmK.jpg\")
\nInstead of offering emojis through technology, they are now offering emojis in real-life. We\u2019re not quite sure what you would do with them, but it seems as though this person has created their own Emoji-Go. Gotta catch \u2018em all.
\n
\n[post_page_title]Hairificus totalis[\/post_page_title]
\nSometimes you can find yourself in a situation that reminds you of something you\u2019ve seen before. However, where you\u2019ve seen it before can sometimes escape you. In this case, it was pretty obvious.
\n
![\"\"](\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/09155552\/aTGDoGX.jpg\")
\nAnything with a huge amount of hair immediately looks like Hagrid, and it seems as though there\u2019s nothing anyone can do about it. This is some serious drawing skills, and the similarity is uncanny. Its like hairy Hagrid is in the room. You\u2019re a hairy gamekeeper, Hagrid!
\n
\n[post_page_title]Call me never[\/post_page_title]
\nWe have a feeling that Carly Rae Jepsen won\u2019t be asking this person to call them. Not unless they want to receive some rather brutal news, anyway.
\n
![\"\"](\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/09155553\/eFdbK5n.jpg\")
\nWhile we would normally tut at someone making fun of another person\u2019s career, there\u2019s no doubt about the fact that this is kinda true. After all, Carly made quite the statement with her debut song, so how is she ever going to top it? That\u2019s how we\u2019re trying to explain it, anyway.
\n
\n[post_page_title]Which one?[\/post_page_title]
\nNow, this is the kind of Snapchat that\u2019s asking for people to embrace their own evilness. Who wore it better? Was it the teacher with her pink and black dress? Or the highlighter?
\n
![\"\"](\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/09155555\/HaA7e9S.jpg\")
\nOf course, the nice people among you will probably say that you love her outfit and that she wins, hands down. However, we\u2019re sure there are some others amongst you that will choose the other option. There\u2019s no doubt about the fact that it is a nice highlighter. Everyone loves stationery.
\n
\n[post_page_title]Some kind of joke[\/post_page_title]
\nEvil people seem to have evil thrust back upon them, so we can only assume that the person in the boot upset the universe in some way or another. Maybe they stepped on an ant.
\n
![\"\"](\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/09155557\/YnezzB9.jpg\")
\nMaybe they didn\u2019t help a little old lady cross the road. In response, the universe not only gifted them with an injured foot, but they also decided to rub their situation in with this hilarious fortune cookie. Of course, the person probably didn\u2019t think it was funny, but we certainly do.
\n
\n[post_page_title]Take the time[\/post_page_title]
\nIs this marketing team having a laugh? Are they really trying to break our hearts even more? If there\u2019s one way to make people hate you before they even use your service, then this is the way to go.
\n
![\"\"](\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/09155559\/z8hBpYn.jpg\")
\nAnything related to The Lion King is going to get our backs up because we will never \u201cbe prepared\u201d for the event that we\u2019re hit with in this movie. Why did Mufasa have to go? Why do bad things happen to good people? More importantly, why are people cashing in on our misfortune?
\n
\n[post_page_title]Oooh, I\u2019m so sorry[\/post_page_title]
\nThere\u2019s a special place in the world for people who turn old and iconic art into sarcastic pieces – and we\u2019re not quite sure whether that\u2019s a good place or a bad place. What we do know is that this is weirdly accurate.
\n
![\"\"](\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/09155601\/38F5WAv.jpg\")
\nIf anyone has ever corrected your grammar while you\u2019re in their company, you\u2019ll know that this instantly makes you dislike them. After all, there\u2019s a time and a place for being a know-it-all, and everyday life is not the place at all. So, zip it, people.
\n
\n[post_page_title]We wouldn\u2019t have solved it[\/post_page_title]
\nIf you watched Scooby-Doo when you were younger, you’d know that these guys were all about solving mysteries. They made sure that the bad guys were caught, and they made sure that the monsters were captured.
\n
![\"\"](\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/09155603\/iCGzo9L.jpg\")
\nHowever, it seems as though the mystery team is now no match for the pesky kids – because Daphne looks a little worse for wear. Old age gets to the best of us, but we think it might be time for a new generation of crime solvers.
\n
\n[post_page_title]Just as interesting[\/post_page_title]
\nYes, apologies to anyone who loves soccer, but you know that this is true. Every year, the hype around international sports competitions just seems to go up and up.
\n
![\"\"](\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/09155605\/5XMA6tV.jpg\")
\nHowever, when you get down to the nitty-gritty of it all, it\u2019s pretty boring. This person was just telling the truth and saying what they really feel – because the World Cup does get pretty boring. Watching an actual world on an actual cup is how we\u2019d much rather spend our weekend. Sorry, not sorry.
\n
\n[post_page_title]Stop it right now[\/post_page_title]
\nDon\u2019t you just hate it when a pelican comes along and ruins your day? Gosh, it\u2019s just something that happens all the time. Those darned pelicans just don\u2019t know how to keep their beaks to themselves, which is why this grandma was right to scold this one.
\n
![\"\"](\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/09155607\/Obz3Vq7.jpg\")
\nThey can really put you in a bad mood, and they can really sour up your day. Thank goodness this woman was around to give it a little what’s-for and tell it off. You can tell it\u2019s really sinking in.
\n
\n[post_page_title]Let\u2019s buy it[\/post_page_title]
\nNext time someone goes to the store, would they mind picking us up a few bottles of this? Life can be pretty tough sometimes, which is why you need a little something to pick you up. You know, like shampoo.
\n
![\"\"](\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/09155608\/0DQKoTQ.jpg\")
\nWhile this just looks like regular old shampoo, what you might not realize is that it repairs up to two years of emotional damage. Okay, maybe not emotional damage, but it\u2019s worth a shot. In fact, we might just buy every bottle in existence and bathe in it.
\n
\n[post_page_title]No thanks, Danny[\/post_page_title]
\nSome people are naturally evil, while others have evil thrust upon them. Of course, there are also people who just decide to be evil to themselves because they\u2019re bored. This is the perfect example of that.
\n
![\"\"](\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/09155610\/B87KFZC.jpg\")
\nDanny could have just walked down this corridor and not really thought about what he was doing. He could have just carried on with the day. Instead, Danny decided to freak himself out and put himself into the ultimate horror movie situation. Don\u2019t be like Danny.
\n
\n[post_page_title]Lonely, oh so lonely[\/post_page_title]
\nIt really is sad when you see someone eating alone, isn\u2019t it? There\u2019s nothing worse than feeling like you\u2019re all alone in this world, and most of us couldn\u2019t even imagine having to eat by ourselves because we have nobody to go with.
\n
![\"\"](\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/09155612\/c3jWTqg.jpg\")
\nHowever, this woman braved the outside world and headed to the restaurant so she could eat by herself. We don\u2019t know who the other bowl and plate belong to, though. Maybe she was having seconds because she was hungry. It makes sense, really. When you\u2019ve gotta eat, you\u2019ve gotta eat.
\n
\n[post_page_title]Yah? Or nah?[\/post_page_title]
\nSnapchat is one of the best ways to capture random situations that you find yourself in. Some of these are everyday situations that don\u2019t really make an impact on your life. Some of them are weird and wonderful. Some of them even include dogs that are a little way in over their heads. Quite literally.
\n
![\"\"](\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/09155614\/eDtHK62.jpg\")
\nWhile we\u2019re sure that this man just wanted to take his dog out for a nice stroll, he probably didn\u2019t realize that his dog would get stuck under water. We wonder what the person taking the picture decided to do.
\n
\n[post_page_title]Oops, dropped him[\/post_page_title]
\nThe people of the world really want to make us cry, don\u2019t they? What\u2019s with all of The Lion King memories? As if the movie wasn\u2019t sad enough, we now have to deal with bloopers like this one.
\n
![\"\"](\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/09155616\/63EPV1N.jpg\")
\nThe movie would have actually been pretty different if this had happened in the first few minutes. Without baby Simba alive and well, what would have happened to the Pride Lands? Would Mufasa still be alive? Would Scar have still tried to take over the kingdom? Would Nala fall in love with another lion?
\n
\n[post_page_title]Good girl[\/post_page_title]
\nThis girl is going somewhere. Kids are often taught to apologize for everything, but what happens if they didn\u2019t actually do anything wrong? People shouldn\u2019t have to apologize for things they haven\u2019t done, and this girl obviously knows it.
\n
![\"\"](\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/09155617\/OFQ1C4L.jpg\")
\nWe bet this parent wasn\u2019t too impressed when they saw this, but they\u2019re just going to have to get used to things like this. After all, kids are much smarter than people give them credit for, and they normally have no filter. That\u2019s why they\u2019re so amazing and so funny all the time.
\n
\n[post_page_title]So hard, honey[\/post_page_title]
\nWe live in a tough world, you guys. It\u2019s harder than ever to get a job, and it\u2019s even harder to get a job that really allows you to excel. However, that doesn\u2019t mean that people stay unemployed. This cat didn\u2019t want to be just another cat on the unemployment line, so they put their skills to good use.
\n
![\"\"](\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/09155619\/QplYa6I.jpg\")
\nSure, the benefits aren\u2019t great, and they don\u2019t get healthcare while they\u2019re working in the club, but at least they\u2019re going home with food on the table. That\u2019s all they can ask for.
\n
\n[post_page_title]Life after Hogwarts[\/post_page_title]
\nIf you\u2019re still pretty bitter about the fact that Dumbledore obviously forgot to write your Hogwarts acceptance letter, then you might feel pretty good about this one. After all, you would expect the Chosen One to at least be an Auror by now, right?
\n
![\"\"](\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/09155621\/v1Xo8pm.jpg\")
\nWell, it seems as though a Hogwarts degree really isn\u2019t worth much these days, because even Harry Potter himself can\u2019t get a job in the magical world. How does it feel in the Muggle world, Harry? How does it feel to be with the regular people again?
\n
\n[post_page_title]The ultimate search engine[\/post_page_title]
\nSometimes people are pretty evil to themselves, so we\u2019re not even gonna get involved in this one. This guy did it to himself. He could have just sent a wonderful and attractive photograph to his friends, but he instead opted for something a little different. We didn\u2019t do it. He did it.
\n
![\"\"](\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/09155622\/plMIBgk.jpg\")
\nWe hope he appreciates the fact that this photo is going to make its way across all of the group chats he\u2019s in over the next few years. The internet never forgets, especially when there\u2019s a search engine involved.
\n
\n[post_page_title]What a blow[\/post_page_title]
\nWhether you believe in those with the sixth sense or not, there\u2019s no doubt about the fact that this is pretty hilarious. While most people would be pretty sympathetic about damage like this, there\u2019s something about this situation that you just have to laugh at.
\n
![\"\"](\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/09155623\/L6PQECY.jpg\")
\nAfter all, we do have to wonder whether the psychic saw the storm coming or not. Did they know that their sign would fall down, and did they decide to leave town? Judging by the car outside, we\u2019re gonna assume that they didn\u2019t\u2026
\n
\n[post_page_title]It\u2019s a no from us[\/post_page_title]
\nWe totally agree. While the phrase \u201cwhat\u2019s mine is yours\u201d does get bandied around within relationships, this doesn\u2019t apply to food – and especially when the other person isn\u2019t aware of it.
\n
![\"\"](\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/09155625\/FWekDAl.jpg\")
\nTaking food off another person\u2019s plate just isn\u2019t acceptable, and we don\u2019t blame this person for taking a photo of the crime taking place. In fact, we really hope that they showed the incriminating evidence to her partner and was able to show them who they were really dating. Not acceptable.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Let\u2019s be honest; there are some people in this world that just want to watch the world burn. They want to make everyone else miserable, they want to toe the line between \u201cokay\u201d and \u201cdownright evil,\u201d and they want to make themselves laugh in the process. Of course, we outwardly tut at these people, but […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":72,"featured_media":86717,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[39],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-86715","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-stories"],"yoast_head":"\n