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{"id":75216,"date":"2020-02-02T13:18:30","date_gmt":"2020-02-02T13:18:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/admin.kiwireport.com\/?p=75216"},"modified":"2020-02-02T13:18:30","modified_gmt":"2020-02-02T13:18:30","slug":"funny-texts-from-bad-neighbors","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kiwireport.com\/funny-texts-from-bad-neighbors\/","title":{"rendered":"These people got some funny texts from their bad neighbors"},"content":{"rendered":" \nFunny texts from bad neighbors<\/figcaption><\/figure> \nWhen you find the perfect place to live, you probably spend ages wandering around the house or the apartment, checking out all of the little details that you\u2019ve fallen in love with. \nHowever, do you ever think about the people who live next door, above you, or even underneath you? There\u2019s a high chance that you don\u2019t because you\u2019re just so distracted. We have a feeling that these people wish they had done a little more research into the people they later got to call their neighbors\u2026 \n[post_page_title]Always time for a burrito[\/post_page_title] \nThere are two types of neighbors in this world. There are those who simply ignore you as you walk past, and there are those who like to check in every now and again to make sure you\u2019re okay. Ryan was curious as to whether this person had gotten over their breakup, and also wondered if they wanted to go for a burrito with them. \nAlways time for a burrito<\/figcaption><\/figure> \nWhen he got politely rejected, he wasn\u2019t too upset about it. After all, all he really wanted was to have someone pay for a burrito with him. Although we\u2019d be annoyed, this guy knows that there is always time for a burrito, even if you don\u2019t have the cash. \n \n[post_page_title]Like just a nod for hello?[\/post_page_title] \nIf you\u2019re the kind of person who doesn\u2019t like to interact with other human beings, having a neighbor can be hard. You have to pretend to like them, you have to force yourself to interact with them, and you have to put a smile on your face even when you don\u2019t want to. \nLike just a nod for hello?<\/figcaption><\/figure> \nWell, Melissa was fed up with being someone she wasn\u2019t, and she decided to do something about it. She wanted to create some rules and boundaries between herself and her neighbor, and she wanted their relationship to be based around a simple nod. Who doesn\u2019t? It seems as though her neighbor didn\u2019t want that to be the case because that nod and finger combination is ruthless. \n \n[post_page_title]No. Absolutely not.[\/post_page_title] \nAs soon as you move in, you sign some form of unofficial document within the neighborly code. If you have some milk and they don\u2019t have any, you offer to lend them some. While you know that you will never have that specific milk returned to you, you feel as though you\u2019re doing your neighborly duty by helping them out of a sticky (and milk-less) situation. \nNo. Absolutely not.<\/figcaption><\/figure> \nHowever, there has to be a limit when it comes to this generosity, and this neighbor was not quite ready to hand over her daughter. No matter how hard her neighbor tried to explain that handing over the child would be the only way to impress a girl who has a kid, they just wouldn\u2019t budge. We don\u2019t blame them. \n \n[post_page_title]But not too seriously[\/post_page_title] \nThere\u2019s nothing worse than a loud neighbor, and hearing them crashing and banging around their apartment in the early hours of the morning is not something you want to wake up to. Thankfully, you can always send them a passive-aggressive text message to get them to stop if you have their number, and that\u2019s exactly what this person did. \nBut not too seriously<\/figcaption><\/figure> \nOf course, your neighbor is also within their right to send a passive-aggressive text back – and this is just downright hilarious. Personally, we love the image of someone vacuuming while doing a little shimmy around the apartment. That makes us happy, and we might do the same when we get home. \n \n[post_page_title]You got this[\/post_page_title] \nIt\u2019s always good to be civil with your neighbors. After all, they can make your life extremely difficult if you get on their bad side, and everyone just wants to live in peace. Because of this, it\u2019s important to have a chat with them every now and then and check in to see how they\u2019re doing. \nYou got this<\/figcaption><\/figure> \nHowever, there\u2019s a difference between checking in on how someone is doing and being a little too overbearing. While we appreciate the fact that this person is just trying to motivate their neighbor, we wouldn\u2019t be too happy to receive this every week. It\u2019s a little too much, and we just know that the Monday blues would immediately kick in. \n \n[post_page_title]Walking the pig[\/post_page_title] \nIf you\u2019re allowed pets in your apartment building, you are truly living the good life. You might surround yourself with dogs, you might curl up with your cats, or you might even buy yourself a pig. Because why not, ey? \nWalking the pig<\/figcaption><\/figure> \nHowever, you can almost guarantee that there will be someone who doesn\u2019t like your choice of pet, and Megan from 2A was not too happy with the fact that her neighbor was seen walking a pig. Thankfully, this person had the greatest response. That\u2019s a true mic drop. \n \n[post_page_title]Paying the price[\/post_page_title] \nBeing a neighbor is hard work. You have to check on their house when they\u2019re away, you have to make sure nobody is stealing from them, and you even have to take in their packages. \nPaying the price<\/figcaption><\/figure> \nThis neighbor realized that they were doing so much for someone else for no real gain of their own, and decided to do something about it. They took a little piece of the package for payment, and it just so happened that that payment came in the form of cookies. What a result. We hope they were chocolate chip. \n \n[post_page_title]Law and Order SVU?[\/post_page_title] \nIf you live next to your landlord, things can sometimes get pretty awkward. Because you don\u2019t own your property you have to be extra careful when it comes to the upkeep of the apartment, and you have to hastily give it a clean when you know they are coming around to inspect. \nLaw and Order SVU?<\/figcaption><\/figure> \nWhen one tenant forgot to disclose the fact that they had a few stains on the carpet, the landlord wasn\u2019t happy. While we agree that he has the right to be irritated, we have to say that the tenant\u2019s response is truly something special. \n \n[post_page_title]I saw you wearing it[\/post_page_title] \nIf you get along with your neighbor, it can often come in very handy. After all, it\u2019s sometimes like having an extra friend. You can borrow their kitchen utensils, you can borrow some food or drink, and you can even borrow their clothes if you\u2019re the same size. \nI saw you wearing it<\/figcaption><\/figure> \nHowever, it\u2019s important that you remember to give them everything back – or else. When this neighbor borrowed a coat, they thought they had gotten away with keeping it for themselves. Oh, how wrong they were because they definitely weren\u2019t out of town! \n \n[post_page_title]You monster[\/post_page_title] \nWhen you live in an apartment block, the buzzer situation is always going to be an issue. Every year you live there, you will be speaking to people who meant to press a different buzzer, and you also have to cope with your own not working every once in a while. \nYou monster<\/figcaption><\/figure> \nThat\u2019s exactly what one person had to deal with, but they thought of an innovative idea. They asked their neighbor to stay in just a few minutes to grab their pizza because they would be a true monster to leave before pizza. \n \n[post_page_title]You don\u2019t need a man[\/post_page_title] \nYour neighbor probably knows more about you than anyone else, because they hear you when you are in your most comfortable environment. \nYou don\u2019t need a man<\/figcaption><\/figure> \nThey might hear you sing in the shower, they might hear you cry along to your 3rd rom-com of the evening, and they might even hear you arguing with your significant other. While it may be an unwritten rule to never discuss this with each other, this neighbor decided to break that rule and tell this person that they didn\u2019t need a man. And that they\u2019re not good enough for Jesus. \n \n[post_page_title]Going on Maury[\/post_page_title] \nThe best thing about living with other people around you is that nobody can pinpoint the culprit. If you do something wrong, you can blame it on someone else, and you can avoid the blame entirely. What could be better than that? \nGoing on Maury<\/figcaption><\/figure> \nWhen this person was accused of puking in the stairwell by their neighbor, they decided to ditch the Christmas spirit, ditch the truth, and ditch the puke and keep it there. No matter how hard the neighbor tried to get them to clean it, only Maury could tell them the truth. \n \n[post_page_title]I can, but I won\u2019t[\/post_page_title] \nIt\u2019s always difficult when you have thin walls. While you want to be respectful and not annoy your neighbors, you\u2019re also conscious of the fact that if you\u2019re paying the rent, you can do whatever the heck you want to do. \nI can, but I won\u2019t<\/figcaption><\/figure> \nThat\u2019s why this person decided that they weren\u2019t going to stop playing the same song over and over again. They wanted to listen to it, so they didn\u2019t care if it was an awful song and was irritating the person next door. They could have stopped, but they weren\u2019t going to. \n \n[post_page_title]You were warned[\/post_page_title] \nParking is a nightmare, right? When finding a spot is a free-for-all and when you have neighbors to contend, there\u2019s no doubt about the fact that it becomes a game of dodgems. People start to park wherever they can find space, and they even start to park wherever they can\u2019t find space. \nYou were warned<\/figcaption><\/figure> \nThis often leads to people being blocked in or parking illegally, and Chloe from 1A just wasn\u2019t going to stand for it. Actually, she was going to stand for it while she was getting her neighbor’s car towed, but then she was going to chill out. \n \n[post_page_title]The difficult questions[\/post_page_title] \nHave you ever truly regret giving someone your number? Normally this happens on a night out, but this person soon discovered that giving their neighbor their cell phone number was the worst thing they could ever do. \nThe difficult questions<\/figcaption><\/figure> \nInstead of being asked for some sugar, they were inundated with question after question. While this wouldn\u2019t have been an issue if these questions were about the meaning of life or the latest episode of The Bachelor, the actual questions were just as weird as anything. Let\u2019s hope they blocked them after this. \n \n[post_page_title]Will you get a dog?[\/post_page_title] \nMost of us wish to surround ourselves with dogs because they are truly a blessing on the Earth. While there\u2019s nothing we want more in life, we are also realists. We know that we just don\u2019t have the time or the money to keep a dog – which is why we have to resort to other measures. \nWill you get a dog?<\/figcaption><\/figure> \nWhen this neighbor realized that they really wanted a dog in their life, they decided to ask their own neighbor to take on the glory. Sadly, the answer was not what they were expecting, and we don\u2019t think they\u2019ll be getting a dog any time soon. \n \n[post_page_title]Problems with boundaries[\/post_page_title] \nLiving in a neighborhood where everyone has a nice bit of space all to themselves has it perks, but also has some drawbacks. You have to take care of your own property – mow the lawn, tend to the garden if you have one, and so on and so forth. \nProblems with boundaries<\/figcaption><\/figure> \nBut it also means that\u2019s what yours is yours, right? Well, with that attitude in mind, this helpful neighbor sent his pooch out roaming. And when it did its business on his neighbor\u2019s property, well\u2026 It\u2019s his property, isn\u2019t it? \n \n[post_page_title]Make your own entertainment[\/post_page_title] \nAnyone who\u2019s lived in an apartment building for any period of time will be able to tell you that the walls separating properties are often paper thin, giving you an earful of whatever your neighbors are up to – whether you want to or not. \nMake your own entertainment<\/figcaption><\/figure> \nThis person knows that, and figured that if you can\u2019t beat \u2018em, you might as well join \u2018em. And so he did, with a nice bowl of popcorn, as he settled down to listen to the evening\u2019s entertainment. \n \n[post_page_title]Simple logic[\/post_page_title] \nIt\u2019s tough navigating childhood these days. Things just aren\u2019t what they used to be when we were kids, and it seems like the world has changed completely. Well\u2026 almost completely. \nSimple logic<\/figcaption><\/figure> \nSome things will probably never change, namely busybody parents who end up getting their kids into even hotter water than they would have on their own. In this case, Lisa is trying to suss out whether her daughter is invited to a sleepover. Spoiler warning: she wasn\u2019t. Sometimes there really is bliss in ignorance. \n \n[post_page_title]Going out smiling[\/post_page_title] \nWhen your living situation has neighbors all around your place, sometimes privacy is a hard thing to come by. It\u2019s not always easy, knowing unseen eyes might be watching your every move. \nGoing out smiling<\/figcaption><\/figure> \nAmusingly enough, the person whose privacy was being breached here wasn\u2019t even the one who cared. Instead, it was their neighbor, who didn\u2019t want their poor elderly father to witness things his heart might not be able to take. Luckily (unluckily?) for dad, they were a good sport about it. \n \n[post_page_title]Simple physics[\/post_page_title] \nThis neighbor had a problem. Water was running into their backyard. What do you do in that situation? Contact the neighbor who might be responsible, of course! \nSimple physics<\/figcaption><\/figure> \nThat approach makes a lot of sense, but this particular person has hit a snag – the neighbor he texted lives downhill from them. \u2018Not to worry,\u2019 he must have told himself, \u2018I\u2019m sure they can figure it out anyway.\u2019 Turns out they couldn\u2019t. And they were sticklers for spelling. \n \n[post_page_title]Everyone\u2019s (not) invited[\/post_page_title] \nThe United States has a proud, 242-year tradition of celebrating its Independence Day with a bang, often literally. What July 4th blowout would be complete without fireworks, good friends, and – naturally – a party? \nEveryone\u2019s (not) invited<\/figcaption><\/figure> \nThis friendly person had a not-so-friendly approach to specifically texting other neighbors to disinvite them from a party he was about to throw in the communal pool. He was nice enough to concede they could still use the pool, but set his terms. Their neighbor\u2026didn\u2019t take rejection so well. \n \n[post_page_title]Boys will be boys[\/post_page_title] \nWe\u2019ve all been there. Your neighbors\u2019 bratty kid wanders into your yard and starts making a mess. You precious petunias, your delicate little puppy, your bushes – nothing goes back to being the way it was after they\u2019re done with the place. \nBoys will be boys<\/figcaption><\/figure> \nSo, here we have exactly one of those cases. Except the \u201ckid\u201d in question is a 24-year-old man. And intoxicated. The part about him not wearing any pants, though? Yeah, that\u2019s probably a red line, legally speaking. \n \n[post_page_title]Live forecast[\/post_page_title] \nSuppose you\u2019re getting ready to leave. Maybe it\u2019s either spring or fall, those sort of in-between seasons where the weather is all wonky – it\u2019s freezing cold one day and scorching hot the next. You never know what to wear. \nLive forecast<\/figcaption><\/figure> \nThe neighbor from 3C was facing precisely this dilemma when they saw their good buddy pulling into the driveway. \u2018Oh, good,\u2019 they thought, \u2018now I\u2019ll know what the weather\u2019s like.\u2019 Other viable options: checking a weather app. Also – opening the same window you were looking through. \n \n[post_page_title]Why everyone needs a password[\/post_page_title] \nThis conversation started out innocently enough, with the neighbor seeming to try and get some tech support from the person next door. Then, however, that person was in for a rude awakening. \nWhy everyone needs a password<\/figcaption><\/figure> \nIt wasn\u2019t so much a tech support text as it was a customer service text. Their internet went down just as they were getting to the best part of The Walking Dead (is there a best part?) and they needed it fixed, ASAP. \n \n[post_page_title]Showing a softer side[\/post_page_title] \nWe\u2019ve mentioned the problem of really thin walls before, and how they allow you to feel like you\u2019re sharing a life with whoever\u2019s on the other side. Well, Ryan, who lives next door to the girl who received this text message, could hear her crying after her relationship ended in heartbreak. \nShowing a softer side<\/figcaption><\/figure> \nAt first you feel like Ryan is building towards comforting her, providing some words of wisdom in her time of distress. But then\u2026 Nope, he just wanted to tell her to stop being such a crybaby. Stay classy, Ryan. \n \n[post_page_title]Outdoor cat[\/post_page_title] \nWe hope that the first thing this person did after such a text exchange was call Animal Care and Protective Services because clearly this pet owner should be reported. A nice neighbor found someone’s cat, and did the right thing by contacting the owner right away. \nOutdoor cat<\/figcaption><\/figure> \nIn a surprising turn of events, the owner didn’t seem to care that their furry friend was in danger, and said that the animal could defend itself. Checkers needs a new home – who wants a cat? \n \n[post_page_title]Party time[\/post_page_title] \nWe’ve all been there. Sometimes either the walls in our buildings are too thin, or our neighbors are just too loud. From time to time, we hear the people living near us arguing. \nParty time<\/figcaption><\/figure> \nThis can get really annoying when we feel like we’re forced into hearing the intimate and personal details of a couple’s relationship. Here, it seems like a neighbor witnessed a last fight between two people and was happy that they would no longer need to hear from them. \n \n[post_page_title]Microwave turkey[\/post_page_title] \nBe honest, you’ve probably text your mom to ask if you can make various things – like pasta – in the microwave. That being said, you’ve probably never considered the microwave as a conventional way to cook a turkey. \nMicrowave turkey<\/figcaption><\/figure> \nOn top of that, you’ve probably never text your neighbor to ask if it was. Regardless, this person was ready to try out the quick and easy method and did not need anyone telling them that it wasn’t a good idea. \n \n[post_page_title]Coffee lover[\/post_page_title] \nWhat would you do if you saw a cup of Starbucks sitting there, begging for you to drink it? Well, it it was outside your neighbors door, chances are you wouldn’t just take it and start sipping, but this neighbor decided to do just that. \nCoffee lover<\/figcaption><\/figure> \nWe don’t know about you, but if this happened to us, we’d probably demand that this neighbor not only reimburse us, but go to Starbucks to get us another latte! Those drinks are expensive, and too delicious to be missed out on. \n \n[post_page_title]New stove[\/post_page_title] \nSomething nice about living in an apartment building or a neighborhood is making friends with those around you. Often times this means doing favors for each other to help out. \nNew stove<\/figcaption><\/figure> \nWhile this can be nice, you usually have to tell the person about the favor and have them agree to do it before you put your plan into action. Oh, and you should also probably be friends with the person, and not just assume they are willing to help you. \n \n[post_page_title]Comfy car[\/post_page_title] \nThe person here probably learned an important life lesson after this happened to them. Upon walking up to their car, they noticed a stranger sleeping there. \nComfy car<\/figcaption><\/figure> \nWell, we can only assume that they will lock their car doors from now on to prevent something like this from happening again. That being said, we do wish more people out there were as nice to homeless individuals as this neighbor was to offer up their car for a good night’s sleep, even if the person ended up in someone else’s car. \n \n[post_page_title]Don’t park here[\/post_page_title] \nOkay, we have to agree with the recipient of the message as opposed to the sender. First of all, they are right; if their son is an adult, and someone has a problem with them, they should deal with it themselves. \nDon’t park here<\/figcaption><\/figure> \nWhile we understand that perhaps the sender knows the parent better, if they’re both grown ups, then there’s no reason they can’t approach the son themselves. Second of all, NEVER bother someone while watching Ellen. \n \n[post_page_title]Leaf blower thief[\/post_page_title] \nApparently this is a cautionary tale about loaning your belongings to your neighbor. They may or may not take them to the pawn shop to sell once they’re done using them. \nLeaf blower thief<\/figcaption><\/figure> \nWhile this is probably a rare case, as neighbors lend each other things all the time, clearly these neighbors are not so close because one of them thought it was okay to just get rid of their leaf blower when they finished using it – for money of course. \n \n[post_page_title]What\u2019s yours is ours[\/post_page_title] \nSome of us expect to have the world fall at our feet when we need something. Sadly, it appears as though not everyone is ready to bow to one person\u2019s demands – especially when it comes to handing back coats. \nWhat\u2019s yours is ours<\/figcaption><\/figure> \nTo start, we thought we were on the person texting\u2019s side. That was until we learned their next-door neighbor is a dry cleaners, and they thought they could keep it there for a year before they went to pick it up. Oops. \n \n[post_page_title]Passive-aggressive vibes[\/post_page_title] \nWhile some of us spend our lives trying to stay as far away from people as possible, others love to be the life and soul of the party. Sadly, not everyone in the apartment block wants to hear when we have company. \nPassive-aggressive vibes<\/figcaption><\/figure> \nWe have to feel for the person texting a little bit. Perhaps they were trying to sleep? Maybe they had company of their own? Whatever the case, their passive-aggressive comment didn\u2019t go down well. Neither did their spelling. \n \n[post_page_title]I\u2019ll be watching you[\/post_page_title] \nThere\u2019s probably a good reason that \u201cCreepy Steve\u201d earned their name in the first place. This text message sure won\u2019t help them shake that name anytime soon. Many of us have received that \u201cI just saw you” text. \nI\u2019ll be watching you<\/figcaption><\/figure> \nIt can be a little creepy at the best of times, but this one takes the cake. Just because they didn\u2019t see them in the hallway, doesn\u2019t mean that Creepy Steve wasn\u2019t listening. It could be time to get some peephole covers for a trip without an audience. \n \n[post_page_title]Chill with the bunny[\/post_page_title] \nSome people are morning people. Others prefer to lounge around in bed for all hours of the weekend until they have to get out of bed and head back to work on a Monday morning. It looks as though someone… \nChill with the bunny<\/figcaption><\/figure> \nhas enjoyed their leaf blower on a Saturday morning more than once. Thankfully, this person had the perfect response. We\u2019re sure a chill bunny that early in the morning is enough to put most in a good mood – unless you\u2019re their neighbor, of course. \n \n[post_page_title]McMuffin or they\u2019ll speak[\/post_page_title] \nIf there\u2019s one thing to raise most of us from our beds, it\u2019s the smell of a McDonald\u2019s breakfast in the morning. There is something about their delicious goodness that is all too much to resist. So what happens… \nMcMuffin or they\u2019ll speak<\/figcaption><\/figure> \nwhen you only have 20 minutes left to get your hands on one, and your neighbor isn\u2019t budging? Of course, you use blackmail. Whether you agree or disagree, dangling the threat of exposing their other relationships is usually enough to get people moving. \n \n[post_page_title]Poet and they didn\u2019t know it[\/post_page_title] \nOnly a few of us will ever find out what it\u2019s like to affect someone so much that they are moved to poetry. Unfortunately, it\u2019s not always the best kind of poem. Still, if they\u2019re going to go to all that effort, you may as well give some feedback, right? \nPoet and they didn\u2019t know it<\/figcaption><\/figure> \nAll this neighbor needed to do was think a little outside the box, and they soon had the perfect rhyme to get their point across. Who knows. Maybe this is the start of a brand new career, all thanks to their trash bin-using neighbor? \n \n[post_page_title]Stick to your spot[\/post_page_title] \nSometimes, we really have to go. And when we mean go, it\u2019s go now. So what happens when you parked in someone else\u2019s spot, and they decided to take revenge just when you need to leave your house? \nStick to your spot<\/figcaption><\/figure> \nApparently, you\u2019ll be waiting there for a pretty long time until they are ready to head out. There are times in life that we learn our lesson the hard way, and it seems as though this is one of those times. Perhaps we shouldn\u2019t park in other people\u2019s spots after all? \n \n[post_page_title]The wrong neighbor[\/post_page_title] \nIf you\u2019ve been rudely awoken on the weekend more than once, the chances are you might have lost your sense of humor. It turns out that the sweet grinding of a chainsaw isn\u2019t a noise that all of us want to hear at 7am. \nThe wrong neighbor<\/figcaption><\/figure> \nNeighbor Todd had enough of the work and let his neighbor have it – or did he? It\u2019s probably best to check that you\u2019re messaging the correct neighbor before you send your message. At least Ashley could point him in the right direction. \n \n[post_page_title]A grand surprise[\/post_page_title] \nMany people eagerly wait for the day that their partner will get down on one knee. While these neighbors were close enough to talk about their personal lives and offer their own opinion, they didn\u2019t know everything about one another\u2019s lives. \nA grand surprise<\/figcaption><\/figure> \nUnfortunately, it looks as though Matt might be offering his ring to the wrong person. Their neighbor might not have been so wrong about Matt and his proposal. Hopefully, this person soon managed to forget about this text. \n \n[post_page_title]Caught in the act[\/post_page_title] \nWhile honesty is something that many of us look for in friends and neighbors, there is such a thing as being too honest. This is one of those times. Somehow, this person learned that their neighbor was visiting their house while they were out. \nCaught in the act<\/figcaption><\/figure> \nThe best bit? Rob in 5F had no trouble admitting that he\u2019s been getting away with his break-ins for far too long. We\u2019re sure the food bill in this house is about to go down. That is unless Rob finds the new hiding spot, of course. \n \n[post_page_title]Catching a ride[\/post_page_title] \nAh, Uber. The company that has saved many of us on a night out. No longer do we have to worry about catching the last train home or hailing a cab. All we need to do is call for an Uber, and we could soon be home. \nCatching a ride<\/figcaption><\/figure> \nIt turns out that one driver was going that way already. Why? They lived in the building. As if it wasn\u2019t awkward enough already, things took a whole new turn when this Uber driver became a social media star. Hopefully, the tip was worth it. \n \n[post_page_title]An unexpected date[\/post_page_title] \nEvery now and then, we have no choice but to admit our lives have hit rock bottom. Many parents just want the best for their children, even if it does mean getting involved in their love life. Sadly, this person wasn\u2019t ready to hit the dating scene just yet. \nAn unexpected date<\/figcaption><\/figure> \nThey just needed a get out of jail free card to help keep their mom happy. That\u2019s where one kind neighbor stepped in. The catch? Their sad situation was about to become the talk of their friends, all thanks to one cry for help.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"When you find the perfect place to live, you probably spend ages wandering around the house or the apartment, checking out all of the little details that you\u2019ve fallen in love with. However, do you ever think about the people who live next door, above you, or even underneath you? 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