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\nThere is not a single street on this planet that doesn\u2019t have a few signs plastered around the place. They might be street signs that give drivers and residents a little info on what lies ahead and the rules of the road, or they might be signs posted by residents to keep their fellow townspeople informed. You know the ones? The posters that are stuck to the lamp posts with sticky tape or staples? They\u2019re everywhere!
\nNew and improved versions of these posters and signs are making their way into towns every single day, and they might advertise Simons\u2019s yard sale next weekend, Dave\u2019s intention to start a new band and find a drummer for their heavy metal sound, or it might even be an advertisements for Janice\u2019s new yoga class. They\u2019re pretty darn standard. But what happens when you discover a poster or sign that you just have never seen before? These funny street signs will have you giggling for days\u2026
\n[post_page_title]Need a babysitter?[\/post_page_title]
\nWhen you live in a small town, finding a babysitter is easy. You simply ask your next door neighbor, you ask your parents, or you even ask the teen down the road that\u2019s trying to bump up her college fund. Yet, when you move to a bigger town or a city, you soon realize that finding someone you can trust is almost impossible.
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\nHow the heck do you find someone to look after your pride and joy? Are they worthy of caring for your tiny human? It\u2019s debatable. So, parents often have to look at street signs for potential babysitters, and check out their qualifications. While this pair have kindly offered their babysitting services for just $10 an hour, there’s something about them that doesn\u2019t sit well with us. It must be the color clashing\u2026
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\n[post_page_title]Oh, how tearable![\/post_page_title]
\nStreet signs can be found across the world, but if you\u2019ve ever seen a street sign in a movie, you\u2019ll know that the head honchos in Hollywood just love a tearable street sign. After all, what\u2019s the point of spending all of that printing credit without getting something fun out of it?
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\nWhoever decided to plaster these posters around town deserves a medal. Although this poster is not offering a reward for a lost animal or a number for a music teacher, it\u2019s spreading joy with its amazing jokes and tearable format. Our personal fave? Acupuncture is a jab well done! Sure, we know they\u2019re awful, but they\u2019re so tearable they\u2019re actually rather great.
\n[post_page_title]We\u2019re starting to tingle[\/post_page_title]
\nHang on a minute. Our spidey senses are tingling. Is something going on here? As you drive or walk through your village, you\u2019re probably graced with all kinds of street signs that point you in the right direction or point out a cool and quirky landmark.
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\nThis street in England is obviously trying to steal Spiderman from the American clutches because we don\u2019t like this combination. A nuclear power plant and a spider farm right next door to each other? Something\u2019s not right, and we think we might need to investigate. Let us just get our super suits.
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\n[post_page_title]Not what you\u2019re looking for[\/post_page_title]
\nLet\u2019s be honest; there is nothing cooler than a Star Wars pun. In fact, you could say they are out of this world! To spread a little joy one day, the creator of this amazing poster decided to use one of the most quotable movie quotes of all time and turn it into something extraordinary.
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\nAfter all, we would love to find the right droids for us, but we just can\u2019t find the droids we\u2019re looking for. Were both happy and sad at the same time, but we might try and cheer ourselves up in a galaxy far, far away.
\n[post_page_title]Maybe it will help[\/post_page_title]
\nAlthough the world may seem as though it\u2019s going down the lavatory, it\u2019s important to remember that there are people out there to help. They are people who are willing to sit with you while you rant about your boyfriend, there are people willing to cheer you up after a hard day at work, and there are people who just want to be kind to strangers.
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\nWe have a feeling that this is exactly why the maker of this poster decided to post this on their local lamp post. Maybe it will help. Who knows. It\u2019s worth a shot.
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\n[post_page_title]Don\u2019t mess, bro[\/post_page_title]
\nThere\u2019s nothing worse than losing your wormhole. Yes, of all of the things you could possibly lose in your lifetime, it\u2019s important to keep your wormhole close to your chest at all times. If you do get into the unfortunate situation where you\u2019ve lost your wormhole, remember that there are people out there who can help you.
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\nThey can help you search for it, but they have to be careful. After all, wormholes are not to be messed with, bro. They can totally turn the space\/time continuum upside down! Nobody wants that.
\n[post_page_title]Eye, eye, captain[\/post_page_title]
\nNo matter how old we get, nothing will come close to the joy we feel when we buy a pack of googly eyes. Don\u2019t know what we\u2019re talking about? Well, we think it\u2019s about time you bought a pack of googly eyes and took them around town. The aim of this game is to stick googly eyes over things that already have eyes.
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\nIt could be photographs in your home, it could be posters on the walls in town, or it could be on street signs that warn drivers of cows. After all, they need to moooooove out of the way.
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\n[post_page_title]Not house trained[\/post_page_title]
\nIf you have a backyard, you\u2019ll know that it\u2019s always a hive of activity. Birds flit around the place, squirrels jump from tree to tree, raccoons rustle through your trash cans, and you might even have a few badgers around the place. Of course, things aren\u2019t always that exotic.
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\nSometimes you just get the odd dog or cat whose a little lost – and it\u2019s down to you to find their owner. In this case, Paul just couldn\u2019t understand why people weren\u2019t getting back to him on the cat he found in his backyard? Hmmm\u2026
\n[post_page_title]Have you seen me?[\/post_page_title]
\nWhen you live in a large neighborhood, it\u2019s common to find posters for lost animals around the place. You might take a photograph of the poster for later use, or you might just pull it down completely because you\u2019re definitely sure it\u2019s in your front yard right now!
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\nAlthough we hope that Klaus was found safe and sound, we can\u2019t help but feel sorry for the people or person who found him. Do they still have their face? Do they have bite marks in their legs? We\u2019re thinking about you, Klaus-savers.
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\n[post_page_title]Thank you for noticing[\/post_page_title]
\nDo you ever drive along the road and see a sign that makes absolutely no sense to you? Well, this is one of them. While we appreciate the notice of thanks, noticing this notice has actually made us a little anxious. Should we be noticing this notice? Should we not be noticing this notice?
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\nShould we be getting ready to hand ourselves in to the authorities? Perhaps we could make a notice for when we got to the authorities so they can notice the notice we made? We just have too many questions, but we doubt anyone would notice.
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\n[post_page_title]BYOP (Bring Your Own Parrot)[\/post_page_title]
\nWe love a good BBQ as much as the next guy – and the next guy really loves BBQ. These little events always have good food, good company, and good conversation, and it gives everyone a chance to enjoy their free time and the good weather.
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\nHowever, we can\u2019t help but question the motives of this parrot BBQ and question the event as a whole. We\u2019re unsure whether the parrot himself is hosting the BBQ, or whether parrot will be served on the BBQ. We really hope it\u2019s the former.
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\n[post_page_title]Who\u2019s a good boy?[\/post_page_title]
\nNowadays, we all do everything we can to train our pooches. We take them to doggy training schools, we put in hours of practice, and we even watch YouTube videos to make being a dog owner even simpler.
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\nWe don\u2019t want to have to pick up their doo-doo all the time, we don\u2019t want to have to take them for walks in the rain, and we definitely don\u2019t want to have to scratch their belly when they don\u2019t scratch ours. Ah, if only they could pick up after themselves! Life would be so much simpler, and we wouldn\u2019t have to read these silly signs.
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\n[post_page_title]Schrodinger\u2019s Cat[\/post_page_title]
\nOkay, someone call MENSA, because we\u2019ve found your next genius. There\u2019s nothing better than an intelligent pun, and this person really does deserve an award for such an incredible idea.
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\nAlthough we\u2019re not sure whether this person really does have a lost cat or not, what we do know is that we don\u2019t know anything! There could be a cat, but there also couldn\u2019t be a cat. The cat could be alive, or the cat may no longer be alive. We don\u2019t know, and that\u2019s the beauty of Schrodinger\u2026
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\n[post_page_title]Please take a look[\/post_page_title]
\nAs you make your way through your local town, you probably see the same signs every single day. There are those STOP signs that tell you when it\u2019s time to brake, there are those signs that point you to your destination, and there are those signs that tell you to look underneath your car for penguins. Wait…what?
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\nYes, you\u2019re reading that correctly, this street in South Africa has obviously had a few problems with those pesky penguins getting under the exhaust, so just be careful, alright?
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\n[post_page_title]A man of many talents[\/post_page_title]
\nDo you ever take a look at yourself in the mirror and wonder what you\u2019re bringing into the world? Don\u2019t worry; you just haven\u2019t found your groove yet. It will come with time.
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\nYou just need to try out a few hobbies and find what your true passion is! We really hope that this man is currently going through that stage because we can see no reason why he would be a car impersonator in real life. The fact that he\u2019s italicised \u201cam\u201d is also a little worrying. We won\u2019t be letting you know if we want you to do it.
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\n[post_page_title]Time to moonwalk?[\/post_page_title]
\nThe more you look at this sign, the more confusing it becomes. How the heck can we walk without walking? Do you want us to moonwalk? Do you want us to swim? But as soon as we stop walking were no longer walking?! Aaargh!
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\nAlthough this sign is pretty darn hilarious, it\u2019s also incredibly infuriating. We have so many questions and nobody here to answer them. What shall we do? We don\u2019t know whether to walk away or not? Shall we stay? Shall we go? Oh, we don\u2019t know\u2026
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\n[post_page_title]A dangerous combination[\/post_page_title]
\nWhat would you get if you crossed a pet turtle and nunchuck? Well, it seems as though you would get a very dangerous combination! We can understand why this owner was worried about their pet turtle going loose because it was at the same time that they noticed their favorite nunchucks were missing.
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\nIt\u2019s a tough ol\u2019 world out there for turtles, and they will do anything to survive. So, it\u2019s best that you stay vigilant and keep your eyes peeled for any feisty shells coming your way. Don\u2019t say we didn\u2019t warn you.
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\n[post_page_title]Erm, which way?[\/post_page_title]
\nAlthough we are now graced with the wonders of GPS, we can now plug into our phones or our fancy cars to take us to our destination. Yet, sometimes it\u2019s nice to take a break from technology and go back to basics. You switch your GPS off, you grab your map, and you follow the road signs.
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\nHow hard can it be? Our parents and grandparents used to have to do it all the time, right? Sadly, it seems as though road signs have also changed, and this one is just too much. It\u2019s actually starting to hurt our head.
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\n[post_page_title]Seems legit[\/post_page_title]
\nIf you\u2019re a proud owner of a pet, you\u2019ll know just how important they are to you. You will do literally anything to keep them happy. You\u2019ll walk them at all hours of the day, you\u2019ll feed them, you\u2019ll give them a good ol\u2019 back scratch after a long, hard day of catching birds, and you\u2019ll make sure they are safe at all times.
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\nBecause of this, you tend to freak out when you can\u2019t find them. Things get even worse when you realize that you don\u2019t have a printer or a photo of your cat to post around town. I guess this will do.
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\n[post_page_title]Lost and found[\/post_page_title]
\nLost and found posters are great because there will always be one kind soul out there who finds your lost item and returns them to you. Unfortunately, the person who lost a stack of 20s wasn\u2019t as lucky as other people, because someone with a tainted soul found their money..
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\nAlthough they found the 20s and realized that they must have been someone else\u2019s, they decided to keep the bounty for themselves and return the rubber band they came in. I mean, that\u2019s both genius and horrific at the same time
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\n[post_page_title]One ring to rule them all[\/post_page_title]
\nThere are some people who just have way too much time on their hands, and these are the kind of people who make our lives better. Just imagine you\u2019re walking down your street when you spot a new poster plastered on a lamp post.
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\nIntrigued, you make your way over to the post and inspect the poster, expecting to see \u201cLost Dog\u201d or \u201cJumble Sale\u201d at the top of the page. Instead, you realize that it\u2019s a freaking Lord of the Rings poster. What this person hasn\u2019t realized is that the person who now has the ring is now probably invisible\u2026
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\n[post_page_title]So much nope[\/post_page_title]
\nFor the rest of our lives, we will always have to deal with doo-doo. Yes, unless the greatest minds of today create an invention which stops human and animal waste from being a thing, were always going to have to watch our step as we walk down the street.
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\nOf course, there is a way to stop pet owners from simply walk over their pets\u2019 excrements. You just pick it up and shove it in the trash! It\u2019s not rocket science, you know. Stepping into doo-doo is just a whole load of nope.
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\n[post_page_title]The evil place[\/post_page_title]
\nMany people use posters and signs on the streets to reach out to the kind people in the world, in the hope that they will give them a helping hand. Perhaps they lost their pet, perhaps they lost an important item of jewelry, or perhaps they lost their wallet.
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\nIn this case, this person lost their wallet, and they were in a bit of a tizz. After all, we all hate the DMV and never wish to venture into their buildings if we don\u2019t have to. Stop this person from taking a trip to the evil place. Please.
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\n[post_page_title]Chop, chop, chopping[\/post_page_title]
\nWe have a feeling that the people who walked past this poster on the street had to double-take because we did. Don\u2019t worry; your eyes aren\u2019t deceiving you, this man really is advertising his chopping skills. Not only that, but he is challenging the general public!
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\nOooh, we love a good challenge. Although we appreciate the fact that he chops to keep his mind thinking about his good thoughts, we don\u2019t think he\u2019ll be able to chop a brick wall. Might as well just hand us that $400 now, man.
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\n[post_page_title]We homies now[\/post_page_title]
\nIf you\u2019ve ever found a lost pet, you\u2019ll know that it\u2019s a fairly stressful situation. You\u2019re a little scared of the animal, they\u2019re scared of you, and you just want to get them back to their owner. Of course, there are instances where you instantly click with the lost animal.
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\nAll you want to do is play and have fun together, and you soon become homies. Because of this, this person just couldn\u2019t let go of their found dog. I mean, we wouldn\u2019t either. Just look at that little face! You can\u2019t give up that face.
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\n[post_page_title]I\u2019ll sing for you[\/post_page_title]
\nHmmm, where do we start with this one? We\u2019re not too sure whether were impressed or a little scared about this man and his cojones. He\u2019s obviously gone to a lot of trouble to create these posters and those interesting photographs, but his business model is a little bizarre.
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\nSo, he\u2019ll pay us to listen to him sing for an hour? But we can\u2019t have anyone else with us, and he must be able to sing his original songs about the moon and the stars? I mean, I\u2019m not sure.
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\n[post_page_title]What you get for being nice[\/post_page_title]
\nIf you need any encouragement to be a mean person, let it be this. Although this woman thought she was being a nice person by taking in this pigeon and looking after it while it was quite obviously lost, she just couldn\u2019t keep it going anymore.
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\nIt wasn\u2019t house-trained in the slightest, it doesn\u2019t respond to any name, and it doesn\u2019t even have a nametag. To put insult to injury, it\u2019s terrorising her daughter! We do sympathize with this woman, but do you think it could be a wild pigeon?
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\n[post_page_title]Rogue panda?[\/post_page_title]
\nWhen you\u2019re driving down the street, it\u2019s always good to keep an eye out for any new street signs that will keep you up to date on traffic jams or roadworks. As soon as you see these signs around town, you always know that something has gone down. An accident? A new speed limit?
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\nWell, it seems as though this town had fallen victim to the horrific rogue panda! Perhaps he was sleeping on the highway? Eating all of their bamboo? Cuddling too many people at once? It\u2019s a wild one, that panda.
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\n[post_page_title]You will hit that bridge[\/post_page_title]
\nIf you\u2019ve ever driven a large vehicle, you will know that there is nothing more scary than driving under a bridge. You have no idea whether you will fit, and you have horrible visions of your truck slicing in two. It\u2019s a tough world out there.
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\nAmazingly, this town decided to help out their truckers and give them a little pointer. As they drive closer to the bridge, they will be able to check whether they will fit underneath. If they hit the sign, they won\u2019t fit! What an incredible idea.
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\n[post_page_title]Musical dogs[\/post_page_title]
\nHave you ever felt like you were failing your wife? Do you want to impress your significant other? Sometimes going the extra mile for your partner is hard, especially if you don\u2019t have the time or energy to do something fun and exciting.
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\nBecause of this, this person decided to reach out to their local community to train their dog to play the trombone. We can\u2019t imagine too many people would have responded to this poster, but we hope somebody did, and we hope this dog is now making sweet, sweet music.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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